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Untying knots. Terrifying, terrifying knots.
I SAW GREEN. THINGS ARE BUDDING OUT. I WASN'T HALLUCINATING. IT'S OFFICIALLY SPRING. WOOHOOOOOOOO!
Dear everyone bitching about how the free/demo version of a paid app is missing a certain feature: Shut the FUCK up.
I am this close to giving up on cable TV entirely.
Getting angry is just more trouble than it's worth. Relax.
My sanity manifests itself as an imaginary friend!
I must be tired. I just almost said "You're welcome" to a vending machine when it displayed "Thank you" on the screen.
Source of noise duct taped securely to the side of the cage. No, not the STO, the water bottle!
Amazon reviews on Animal Crossing are a riot. "I GIVE THIS GAME 1 STAR BECAUSE THE ANIMALS CALLED ME NAMES BAWWWWW"
Kouji: "... Did you just meow at a cat on the TV?" Me: "I said I was tired!"
Yeah, that's JUST what Neutrino needed: CAFFEINE. Now he's going to be peeing and running around like an idiot times ten, fuck.
"Searches related to 'Hot Pocket': Jim Gaffigan". I love you, Google.
Holy shit! String theory is a series of tubes!
They've combined two of my least favourite juices into something I also dislike!