Do you ever think about how much of your brain is occupied by old Bright Eyes lyrics and want to cry a little bit?

One day people on the internet will realize that calling me a feminist isn't an insult.

Really irrationally grumpy about people saying they were hacked when they mean they just didn't remember to log out on a shared computer.

i have my usual pizza order saved on the website as "sad human dinner" so that's impressive and cool

"who actually convinced us that he was lincoln" was everyone on that set REALLY confused

Harry Styles is a really good person and it's GROSS.

i wish i could hire someone to wash my face every night before bed

I love that Netflix has an eight-at-a-time plan. It'd be sweet to have eight discs sitting on my counter for six months instead of just one.

So it's been fun spending my life panting after validation from everyone I meet, but I think it's time to accept that I'm great and move on.

So a sweet, talented little girl gets this huge honor and goes to the Oscars and all she gets is grown men making awful jokes about/at her.

Warning: if you send me an email mentioning women in Game of Thrones, you will get a myopic ~1000 word response about Cersei.

I liked The King's Speech, but it could have been directed by anyone. Fincher, Nolan - these were the guys doing things no one else could.

harry styles is just doing harry styles and who am i to complain about it

"Please tell me you remember kindness and joy, you cool motherfuckers." Hey, Crapalachia is living up to the hype.

Don't ever tell someone they look tired because they might just punch you in the face while shouting MY DARK CIRCLES ARE GENETIC, ASSHOLE!!!

It's confusing because you're 200 pages in and the bird still hasn't died.

My car dancing is pretty on point tonight; @rizzlekicks would PROBABLY put me in their next video if they could see me.

I feel sorry for people who don't like Ke$ha.

I'm confused because I used to like Ed Sheeran and now his name is enough to make my eyes roll right on outta my head and down the street.

yeah so what i like pink wine you wanna fight about it