For u dear...not even 100M RT @so_soyecious: Baby,my head is worth more "Qamaludeen: Do I get 1.5 for a ...  http://m.tmi.me/Wt69u 

My friend @yoursfortonight has been in a wheelchair b/c her husband broke her spine. EX. TODAY SHE WALKED OUT OF DIVORCE COURT AS HE WATCHED

Today my EX husband, who broke my spine, had to watch whilst I WALKED out of the courtroom. That, there is all the alimony I will ever need.

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#fact "@odinny: Cossy Vs Mocheddar "@lazywrita: One woman's nipple is another woman's breast..Lmfao""""

Anoda Mstcheww "@so_soyecious: So whatsapp pple too are broadcasting Akpors stories! Mstchew"

...Eternal home "@edkhinet: Our shelter from the stormy blast...“@folypatfilm: Our hope for years to come "@edkhinet: "O God my help in ages

Forever SENSELESS "@spiceemman: I ain't a yoruba lad but I think you're a mistake to the human race RT @tweetoracle: Yoruba people or pigs?

Ni ile aye yii ko "@so_soyecious: Ko le si lailai"@bhadoosky: Kosi eni toto'be RT @lazywrita: Ta lo fe da ise Oluwa duro""

Tell her something she’s never heard before…like the truth.

Lmao “@ipopalomo: RT @iamkinghorla: Choi o_o"iPopAlomo: (((((BOOOOOOM)))) @nickduchess: Please what happened to Damorche. How did he dead?"”

Before you ask God for what you want, first thank God for what you have.

Some incredibly lonely woman out there is laying in bed longing for some D and I'm sitting here in my ALF undies with my hands down my pants

Yeah RT @sparklynshy: @nawti_keed @bhadoosky Arsenal is not d only English club that has beaten Madrid at d Bernabeu. Liverpool has!!!

U can only blame ur 4:30 eyes for ur vision impaired woes RT @thavampirella: @tweetoracle the tie in your AVI looks like you got a pot belly

I would never date someone whose friends I didn't like. Cause then who am I going to be fucking in 4-5 months?

Ugly people with sexy voices are the real terrorists.

The awkward moment when ur almost helping the beggar with some doh,then he gets a call,only for him to remove an Iphone!!(u_u) 0.o

Ewooooo RT"@so_soyecious: I'm standing 3x "@naijagalwonder: Jesus is d rock, Rock of Ages "@xantaplus: I'm standing on the rock that nev...

Sluts on Facebook that post bikini pics and get 50 likes will never know the satisfaction of writing a joke and getting 50 stars.