Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Thanks for the sex. Here's your money.
Seattle loses to Broncos in Super Bowl. Carroll leaves Seahawks to join high school team. Seahawks forfeit last 3 years of wins.
Hey guys, bat shit called and wants you to stop comparing you're crazy ass to them. I'm just the messenger.
The 1st thing I do when I wake up is change my clocks to noon. That way I don't feel guilty drinking that early.
Well, I got my Irish up. No longer allowed in Target.
Fuck me like I paid the $500 cash upfront.....oh wait
I believe you have the right to abortions until they're at least 25. By then you should know if they're a fuck up or not.
So girl masturbation is called fapping?
I insult everyone. Rock star wannabe. Still waiting for Van Halen to call.........