"The voters have spoken: everybody will be high and gay from now on."

I just woke up from a dream where I was in prison with @lionbones and @6batt6fink6 and they made me do the dishes because I was the new guy.

that horror you get when you accidentally type your password in the username section on a projecter... your password is PeePee69LICKER....

Wildtigercool http://t.co/dT3xr0mM

??? our other new mouse (two of two) http://t.co/vyYBFnZS

Renee just made me take a shot out of a baby bel wax cheese case half

Working 30 hours this week plus school RIP

if i get sad or frustrated making burritos for people i just think of my otp

I found @char_mink and @kkkatchup's lovechild  http://25.media.tumblr.com/62346ba05e245ed6ab35366fee4f3c4f/tumblr_mksxcoWqms1qen7fio1_500.jpg …

I didn't come to the internet for your heterosexual BULLSHIT #GoGayOrGoHome

.@lionbones saves the day again /sticks a cigarette into tear duct and smokes it

I like creative names for periods. Moon blood. Dead sons. Fetal accidents. Spermless children. Woman times. Bleedy weedy. The rag. Red wave.

@lionbones knowing children they are probably totally stoked a real wolf heard them

#MoviesThatShouldBeRemade X-Men First Class #AsAGayPorno

One of my armpits smells like blueberry muffin

"Every time I take a bite of cheese you take a cheese shot until you're drunk enough to have sex with me on Second Life"

Rotfdcimop rolling on the floor dying covered in my own piss

@kkkatchup o mg

It's been a while since I've taken a selfie wow

In related news I'm building a functional ukulele out of cardboard. Pretty stoked!!