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"The voters have spoken: everybody will be high and gay from now on."
that horror you get when you accidentally type your password in the username section on a projecter... your password is PeePee69LICKER....
Renee just made me take a shot out of a baby bel wax cheese case half
Working 30 hours this week plus school RIP
if i get sad or frustrated making burritos for people i just think of my otp
I didn't come to the internet for your heterosexual BULLSHIT #GoGayOrGoHome
I like creative names for periods. Moon blood. Dead sons. Fetal accidents. Spermless children. Woman times. Bleedy weedy. The rag. Red wave.
#MoviesThatShouldBeRemade X-Men First Class #AsAGayPorno
One of my armpits smells like blueberry muffin
"Every time I take a bite of cheese you take a cheese shot until you're drunk enough to have sex with me on Second Life"
Rotfdcimop rolling on the floor dying covered in my own piss
It's been a while since I've taken a selfie wow
In related news I'm building a functional ukulele out of cardboard. Pretty stoked!!
angry shapeshifting blood demon and renowned arsonist. full time homo