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I'm sorry but I don't feel safe in a world where Jlo can't find real love.
If you are capable of napping in jeans you are capable of anything, including murder!
Couples should have just one instagram account. I shouldn't have to see both versions of your life.
Lauren Bush got married to Ralph Lauren's son and she is now Lauren Bush Lauren... Lauren Lauren. Easily the best fun fact of my week.
Omg, please tell me someone has proposed using latte art. please just say it's true.
The strongest power we have as humans is the ability to not return someones text message.
I'm a pretty understanding person but if Snookie gets married before me I'm going to blow up the whole wide world.
No one has 99 problems. That's so many problems.
Girls who are on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members, that's how dangerous they are.
Instead of grabbing someone sexy and telling them "hey" maybe just grab someone cute with a good personality and tell them "hi."
If Twitter has taught me one thing, it's that there are millions of ways to incorporate Bieber in your handle name.
I feel like once Jennifer Love Hewitt finds true love, then I will find true love.
Our generation is way too comfortable taking self portraits.
I just need 24 hours of alone time a day and I'm good to go,
Do people really like blonde men? Like, is that real?
Torture to me is being forced to watch a Youtube video with a group surrounding one laptop.
you don't need to thank everyone on facebook for your birthday messages, they were not sincere.
I want to propose a law that if you drop someone off & drive away before they get in the house safely your car will be taken away from you.
I have the soul of an 80 yr old woman, the personality of a 13 yr old girl & the eating habits of middle aged divorced dad.
I'm recruiting people for my new cult. We believe in seeing movies opening wknd, frozen yogurt parties, & telling each other compliments.