I was writing a Bash function that outputs a script with declarations of Bash functions and suddenly I was like, what kind of person am I?

What if I had clothes that were all black? Then I'd be like, damn, these blacks are different.

@diffalot Once in awhile, they do some real useful stuff.

@sfballet @hamburgballett Piccino and Boulette's Larder are both very characteristic restaurants.

@karmel80 @albertonardelli Well, it was already cut down -- hit by a bus some years ago.

@rbxbx @dakami @psnively A wild Hitler appears...

I have a good run of being upvoted on internet forums the last couple of days. I should probably quit while I'm ahead.

HTML is so shitty but Firefox's 3D view of it is so cool. It makes me think, we could have 3D tarballs...

For years I have wondered, why is there no operator for mappend? But there is: <>

"You mean brogramming is real?" A treasured comment from a friend at Google Zürich.

@abraham How many times have I said this to myself...

"in [...] adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshipping." http://t.co/fmubSmqW

Nothing like staying up late and running `env' and various commands under `strace' to see what they really do...

I have 2 new friends on http://t.co/yFfxO2vI! The social network for pseudonymous, authenticated people/entities.

Lately, I find myself falling back on "Ninjas are mammals" and everything that it implies.

@kowey A good '-w' line for Bash is:
set -o errexit -o pipefail -o nounset

Diplomacy is just as much about the things you didn't say as it is about any tactful things you said.

So warm in SF. Please be cold again.

A sales engineer tells us: "I build the lies that make the sale happen.".

A friend describes the Moscow train system: "Each track is for only one train line. ... A train usually comes every 50 - 70 seconds."