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Ho down! But I'm ok, I just slipped.
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"My throat is starting to hurt."
"Here suck on this lozenge."
"That's NO lozenge"
"Suck on it anyway."
Ahhh...romance.
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WalMart, BigLots & Dollar General all in one day. It was the White Trash Trifecta.
And I think I won.
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This yogurt needs something...
Like a cheeseburger and fries.
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In support of all my Jewish friends today, I will eat all the food they cannot.
Today is my Nom Kippur.
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Feed a cold, starve a fever. Give PMS anything it wants.
(Hence my coffee and oreos breakfast.)
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2yo just walked into office CRYING that her "hat" is stuck on her head.
This is only tweet-worthy because her "hat" is the potty seat.
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Hubs hung my towel as far away from the hot tub as possible. I think I just pulled the neighbor boys through puberty.
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Monster on Sesame Street keeps talking about the "Triangle of Destiny" & giving me the giggles cuz thats what I call my favorite bikini wax
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"I found a kitty!"
"No more cats"
"But its hurt"
"No more cats, Jean"
"It's all white!"
"No. More. Cats."
"I shall call him Gabriel."
"Shit"
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Last day of the month. Paying bills. Feels like everyone has a hand in my pocket ...
which is really not as fun as it sounds.
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Tinsel is really not that festive when its peeking out your cat's behind.
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No, thats not what my Pulse Perfection mascara wand was intended for...but I didn't get married with the intention of sleeping alone either.
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Somehow smashed my ankle on the foot of the couch.
Related: 2yo has 3 new colorful expletives to add to her already dicey vocabulary
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My throat feels like I went down on a man wearing a barbed-wire condom.
I paint a pretty picture, don't I?
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They say you are what you eat...I must have eaten way more muffin tops than I thought.
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Ooo, need to get dressed. Client will be here with his check this morning. Don't want him to get confused as to what he's paying for.
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Literally just told my 14yo "There is one Mother in this house and its me!" Immediately started laughing. God help me.
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My son's teacher didn't write *anything* in today's comment box. Not too shocking though - my kids usually leave their teachers speechless.
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Dammit, Facebook is down. Now who's gonna tell me which OPI Nailpolish I am?
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