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  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    goodbye, my love.. when next we meet it will be as angels or rapping holograms

    • 7
    • FAVS
    mylisaxoxbergifiedpuddingpantzavatavistaPorkbeardjamestelevisionfroghammer
    • 8
    • RETWEETS
    flowers_faby______milly4reallyrage_nation_puddingpantzSouthAFAOAdirdagaljamestelevisionfroghammer
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    Human sexuality is not binary (gay/straight), not even a 2-dimensional spectrum (Kinsey scale)… allow me to introduce the sexual time cube

    • 10
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    cakemittensthund3rsn0w______DrClamsaladpattermoonaids_dadBeingGalacticreducedtoaschwahardmint
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    DrClamsaladBarfClownnudedogsaids_dadfroghammer
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    mel gibson in the news again, this time for using a library computer to search youtube for “fuck jews” and giving every result a thumbs up

    • 7
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    someofmybestmaryanne_spierwildwallacepiss_wizardmaxlavergneemakbakia_LuckyStubbs
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    ianthewolftheunrealjones____maxlavergneGenericGamerLuckyStubbs
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    Dance like no one is watching. No one is watching. There’s no one left. It’s only you. Everyone else is dead. You’re all alone. DANCE

    • 6
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    ally2pointOhWorschemallowErroneousJuanBeingGalacticexorwhy__________froghammer
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    SouthAFAOAhmaBadMamaJama__dadhaverfroghammer
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    t-minus 20 mcnuggets to naptime

    • 6
    • FAVS
    cakemittensjacksonbollocksDnzlWshngtnBeingGalacticmanhugsfroghammer
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    froghammernudedogsmanhugs
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    Yes, now it's looking more like the man who robbed me. But add more navels. He had navels all over his face. Put belly buttons for eyes yeah

    • 7
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    cakemittensDrClamsaladthugewok420cdbyromBeingGalacticCramtronfroghammer
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    Cramtronfroghammer
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    Christ died so that I might L A Y D O W N T H I S S I C K B E A T checkit

    • 4
    • FAVS
    AhmaBadMamaJama__REALFANFIC________DINOTHINGLuckyStubbs
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    REALFANFIC________LuckyStubbs
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    Yo, who wants to chow down on some cat food and dig some fuckin holes this weekend

    • 3
    • FAVS
    sextwasp69________manhugsfroghammer
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    dadhavermanhugsfroghammer
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    Son have a seat we need to have the talk… Once upon a time there were two girls and a cup

    • 3
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    anhonestmess______froghammerBeingGalactic
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    froghammerprojektbluebook
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    #HistoryLiveTweets lol this joker is crawling out of the primordial soup, smdh

    • 4
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    cakemittensjapanfannfroghammerPiggerton
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    froghammer
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    To quell his rising fear, Mark decided to face it head on. He drew a deep breath, steeled himself, and threw his body into the yogurt river.

    • 2
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    hoopgypsymanhugs
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    skatingprince____manhugs
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    yes I’m in the phone book, but my name is on a page hidden by ancient runewords and is not readable by human eyes, so how bout I just call u

    • 4
    • FAVS
    froghammerDrClamsaladBeingGalacticmanhugs
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    The End. Or was it? No, not really. It was actually the beginning. But it was an ending of sorts. Yet it was just a start #NaNoWriMoOpeners

    • 2
    • FAVS
    JocundKid________DennyDowty
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    JrJobes
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    what if you had to tame a wild rug before you could stand on it? really makes you appreciate rugs, huh.

    • 3
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    Tristannsok__Reaknmq__Holliejoic________
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    no, no, I couldn’t… seriously, it’s too much.. well, ok, if you’re sure you won’t need it. *takes tennis ball from dog, puts it in my mouth*

    • 3
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    froghammerBeingGalacticjake_dot
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    Hi Jimmy this is Blake from the LARP. We’ve been talking it over as a group and everyone would appreciate it if you don’t bang the horses

    • 2
    • FAVS
    froghammerBeingGalactic
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    projektbluebook
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    Really don’t want to get political here, but Obama needs to start oppressing my haters or he’s gonna lose my vote

    • 3
    • FAVS
    froghammerBeingGalacticjake_dot
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    damn shame about Centipede Man jumping to his death.. anyway go grab the intern, I’m not drawing this asshole’s chalk outline

    • 2
    • FAVS
    froghammerBeingGalactic
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    AhmaBadMamaJama__
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    No results found for “weird al eddie murphy fat suit slash fiction” are you friggin kidding me Internet!!!

    • 3
    • FAVS
    REALFANFIC________DrClamsaladfroghammer
  • some_capybara
      Miguel @some_capybara

    My hatred marinates in the fast food sauces of my fallen enemies

    • 2
    • FAVS
    manhugsfroghammer
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    froghammer
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