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goodbye, my love.. when next we meet it will be as angels or rapping holograms
Human sexuality is not binary (gay/straight), not even a 2-dimensional spectrum (Kinsey scale)… allow me to introduce the sexual time cube
mel gibson in the news again, this time for using a library computer to search youtube for “fuck jews” and giving every result a thumbs up
Dance like no one is watching. No one is watching. There’s no one left. It’s only you. Everyone else is dead. You’re all alone. DANCE
t-minus 20 mcnuggets to naptime
Yes, now it's looking more like the man who robbed me. But add more navels. He had navels all over his face. Put belly buttons for eyes yeah
Christ died so that I might L A Y D O W N T H I S S I C K B E A T checkit
Yo, who wants to chow down on some cat food and dig some fuckin holes this weekend
Son have a seat we need to have the talk… Once upon a time there were two girls and a cup
#HistoryLiveTweets lol this joker is crawling out of the primordial soup, smdh
To quell his rising fear, Mark decided to face it head on. He drew a deep breath, steeled himself, and threw his body into the yogurt river.
yes I’m in the phone book, but my name is on a page hidden by ancient runewords and is not readable by human eyes, so how bout I just call u
what if you had to tame a wild rug before you could stand on it? really makes you appreciate rugs, huh.
no, no, I couldn’t… seriously, it’s too much.. well, ok, if you’re sure you won’t need it. *takes tennis ball from dog, puts it in my mouth*
Hi Jimmy this is Blake from the LARP. We’ve been talking it over as a group and everyone would appreciate it if you don’t bang the horses
Really don’t want to get political here, but Obama needs to start oppressing my haters or he’s gonna lose my vote
damn shame about Centipede Man jumping to his death.. anyway go grab the intern, I’m not drawing this asshole’s chalk outline
No results found for “weird al eddie murphy fat suit slash fiction” are you friggin kidding me Internet!!!
My hatred marinates in the fast food sauces of my fallen enemies