#TweetLikeTheOppositeGender i have a terrific view of gender from where i am, opposite it

A pic of me and gen soda pic.twitter.com/AT7NMzqE3I

im starting a religion where the universe is a string of sausages in a dog s mouth & everything ends when the angry butcher catches up

ikea factory mix-up shipped spiegelman's Maus w/ my chair instead of assembly guide. its been hell dressing the animals w/ nothing to sit on

Whenever I feel sick I expect people to notice, bit then I remember I always look like garbage

Cumbersnitches get Cumberstitches

@someofmybest LMAO

@someofmybest amazing!

@someofmybest ahahaha she’s the worst.

@someofmybest quick, NEVER TWEET AGAIN, you've peaked

@someofmybest gurl u did it

@cat_marnell @someofmybest Knowing the name of 1 random British suffragist does not a feminist make She writes about Hillary Duff movies LOL

@someofmybest I've just remembered who she is, that drugs lady hshaha

@cat_marnell @someofmybest Imagine having to explain to her what "Vanity Searches" are.

Dear @someofmybest, I give your Emmeline PAnkhurst tweet an F-- You are literally the uncoolest oldtimiest feminist on the entire internet.

"@someofmybest Imagine having to explain to Emmeline Pankhurst who Cat Marnell is." WHOOO is Emmeline Pankhurst? And what are YOUR crimes?!

Dad described this photo as "This is me when I was undercover as a former nazi" pic.twitter.com/NJF6kR9KRu

OH SHIT, LEATHER LEGGINGS AS PANTS IS SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND ME. I HOPE SHE IS IMPRESSED BY EARLY BOARDING PRIVALEGES ON DELTA.

This other girl next to me has been working on the same Instagram post for, literally, 15 min. THERE AREN'T THAT MANY FILTERS GIRL.

@bluemtlumber It's the remix to Ignition / The Civilian edition / I say thing happen today / and all of bad twitter listen