@danderozier How young can money become? Toddler money? Prenatal money?

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Aphex Twin (34), Flying Lotus (23) & Autechre (12)  http://twky.in/Lukw5S 

@profoundlypaige @adamwillyums Oh good lord how am I going to get anything done today?

Little R/W Hood: I wrote a dystopian, techno-futuristic version of Little Red Riding Hood (with art by @antlerantler)  http://kbarn.com/content/p_little_rw_hood.html …

@trill_consonant #wow #whoa

@martnehz @npr Aaand now I'm a sustaining member.

@martnehz EVERYONE IS LIKE ME

@petfurniture *barfs rainbows*

@petfurniture You need more Active Child in your life, then.

Chicago schoolteachers picketing outside of US embassies around the world, all dancing Gangnam Style with a Mitt Romney, who is grinning

I would be okay with living in a world where absolutely no one ever took anything literally.

Dammit @evan7257, you leave town for one stupid pilgrimage and the Chron starts posting articles about Rice with accompanying MOB pics.

@martnehz Wasn't that a Hemingway short story?

@petfurniture I'm about 30 pages deep into my proof that BRO=YOLO. It's levels of magnitude more complicated than the P=NP problem.

I am become stuff, destroyer of things.

@petfurniture http://t.co/Tq3yx9Vs

@petfurniture Nah it's a sailboat.

I don't want the damn cup. I want you to take this hose and charge me for Baja Blast by the gallon.

@evan7257 @_smedly_ @martnehz According to my roommate, it involves yelling and breaking bottles in the parking lot. Also, _maybe_ mail

This morning I thought "I wish Hunter Thompson had lived to tweet his wisdom." But this brave new world is probably why he offed himself