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England can charge what they like for their new federation of Europe football kit! £100 x 0 still equals fuck all they are getting from me!
William Shakespeare wrote 154 Sonnets!
In Mick McCarthy's hands they would sound like a list of building materials! #bbcfootball
For the male of the species! "Hungry" is a state of mind normally achieved shortly after eating dinner
If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe?
Borrow £1 trillion
Spend it all
Sit back and take moral high ground
4 some reason today I've forsaken my normal spot to sit somewhere different on the train!
That reason's got some cracking legs!
Whoever said that "no Question is a stupid Question!" clearly never tried to sell anything on eBay!
"Soppy cunts" alert on the train!
I wuv you lots! I wuv you more...
These are by far the worst form of commuter! Now where's my shotgun?
Interflora are handing out free flowers at Waterloo!
I'm so going to spoil my mother tomorrow....
Where ever you are, what ever you are doing and however you feel!
Dig out a bit of Jive Bunny!
That will make you smile!
When on the railways it would be nice if you could retain a fraction of your intelligence for the length of your journey #trainrules
looking out of a window, watching the world go by and wishing i was a Ninja