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Elaine becomes a Feminist. George turns SJW. Jerry cant decide who is worse.
*KRAMER BURSTS IN*
JERRY IM A MENINIST!
HONK IF YOU HORNY *MAN HONKS AND LOSES CONTROL OF VEHICLE AND CRASHES INTO WALL WHICH KILLS HIM BUT HIS DEAD BODY KEEPS HIS HORN HONKING*
The Friend Zone is not as fun as Green Hill Zone
One Thing I do know is that Ultimate Warrior didnt like WEIRD TWITTER
Do not RETWEET
GUYS IF YOU EVER HAD SEX YOU ALSO HAD SEX WITH A SKELETON BY PROXY #whoa #wow
I HATE RACISTS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE? NIGGERS
*AFTER CREDIT SCENE* We can rebuild him... make him stronger....
*BLART IS NOW A MACHINE*
TIME TO PATROL....
PAUL BLART 4: METAL ARMS
HUG AN ATHEIST AND THEN GET AIDS
LONELY? PIZZA. SAD? PIZZA. BF BROKE UP WITH YOU? PIZZA? BULLET WOUND? PIZZA. MIDDLE EAST TURMOIL? FUCKING PIZZA.
Hitler was atheist.
IT'S OVER. THE BOMBER HAS ACCEPTED DORITOS LOCOS TACOS FOR SMOOTH AND CRUNCHY TASTE! "IT'S A BLAST!!!"
HOW TO BE UNEMPLOYED?! STAY ON TWITTER
Oh wait Gawker wrote a serious article about losing their ad money ? AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
ZAPPING TO THE EXTREME! P4L - pIzZaSeXuAl 4 LyFe. VERIFIED RAPIST. STOCK TICKER IS $RAPE (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (⊙ヮ⊙) ☕️ 「Ｄａｒｋ Ｍｅｍｅ Ｍａｓｔｅｒ」
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