Just heard a funny line: the most painful way to find out no one likes you, is to crowd surf

Such a good mom. Me: Wanna hear this funny on twitter darl? Teenage moody daughter: No! Me: Oh. Screw you.

Saw this on fb...only decent thing there! pic.twitter.com/nUy7aXqh

Many here should ponder these words: "It is better 2 remain silent & be thought a fool,than 2 open one's mouth & remove all doubt" :)

@macleanbrendan Not THE Abby Dobson?? No offence to the show...but what does that say about the music industry in Oz?

Just as u can end up in the 'freaky' part of the internet while surfing online,u can hopscotch avi's & end up in some real scary 'Nests'...

I guess I should figure out how 2 use my favstar thingie sometime. And I suppose I shouldn't call it a 'thingie' either...

You're favorite aussie chick is back :)

WTF? A mini wooki pic.twitter.com/r5mJvwnY

@assangec I can't believe what I just watched...

@ballsmcballski ....and hear her!!

@stellartwot @_unholytrinity_ Offer some to a friend first and watch for signs of toxicity. Not a good friend mind you, just an aquaintance.

@kleetasm @lil_dead_girl_ Oh, those poor chickens!!

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All this internet #SOPA; #PIPA & #WOTI stuff is like something out of a bad sci-fi/end of the world movie..only it's really happening! Scary

Off 2 bed-my lil girl returns 2 school p/time 4 grade11&doing Dip.of Photography 2morrow.So proud.Hope she has a cancer-free year.

@skittlemonsters R people seriously complaining?? Wait till the internet get's censored! Then lets see how they like it!

Better hit the sack or Santa won't come! Nitey nite x

Merry Christmas from Down Under guys :)