I don't think the gloves are necessary lady at Subway making my sandwich and also touching everything else in the restaurant with them.

DVR is a great way to miss the ending of your favorite shows.

The number two at Taco Bell is aptly named.

Conserv cry for more guns! Gun makers rake in huge profits. Gun makers donate to NRA. NRA cons conservs to think more guns are the answer.

@its_me_joshwaa I made a list of the 5 things I want the most, and the new Danza album was on there 6 times.

@toconservatives"There is a connection between having a gun and shooting someone and Not having a gun and not shooting someone" - Bill Hicks

Taco Bell has breakfast? I've always enjoyed early morning diarrhea.

@raadsoudani. Raad Volumes Bitch! pic.twitter.com/BWCId1EK

#IAmNotARepublicanBecause I informed myself.

@kellysdf @dannyzuker @vladchoc @prodigalsam @mollysneed @awstn_jglo @tigersgoroooar @chel__cle @mishakey @juliewahoo

@awstn_jglo ;-)

@awstn_jglo haha!! It's def on Saturday!!

If there was only a way I could see dozens of pictures of temperatures from inside cars everyday to see how hot this summer is....

The government helps the rich = democracy.
The government helps the poor or middle class = socialism?

@weathersnstuff  http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Christopher_Stevens …

@marvelous_arrt @nugentpooppants must have skipped over the "southern strategy" part.

@caustinray72 @chicodelainky hahahaha!! Derp!

@mikewile @evangie @meffjiddlebrook @saramarietweets pic.twitter.com/X7TpI6Qo66

@ksecus me too! But it's easy to boycott shitty pizza... #papajohns

@awstn_jglo Lol!! I guess I'm gonna have to quit all my illegal bear wrestling activities.....