Some friends I keep on FBook, not to stay in touch, but because I like to occasionally go through their photos to feel better about myself.

Next time some one bags out Zelda for having lots of releases, I'm going to bring up Assassin's Creed.

My MacBook brings all the moths to my screen, and I'm like, GET THE FUCK OFF OR ELSE I'LL FOLD THE FUCKING THING IN HALF!

Bahahahha #Zelda pic.twitter.com/ua9pUKyX9A

@robclark182 Classic Rob.

I think it was my 4 year Twitter-ersary a month or so ago. I love it here.

Just ate the most amazing burrito.

Getting paranoid that you smell bad then realising it's just septum funk. #firstworldsceneproblems

This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For  http://wh.gov/Ptti 

As much as we try to kid ourselves that looks don't matter, feeling more attractive than some one else is such a guilty pleasure.

I don't care if Megan Fox is 'overrated', or 'standard attractive', or 'fake looking'. She's stunning an she's on my fuck list.

Being 100x sexier than every one else. RT @omgfacts: Video games can have health benefits! What are they? ---> http://t.co/DspSWjNZ

Is this woman going to shut up about the fucking dingo thing now?

#FF @jessetcl @rahcled @rav_derp @nation_of_juice @chriscitylights @tclband @lighthearteddan @saulwilliams @dathboc @dyoshii

Family have just rocked up unannounced. I'm in bed drinking French martini out of a tumbler and I'm not wearing pants. #inconvenient

The office is out of coffee. #armageddon

Elizabeth St is like a waterfall. I think I might just sit in my umbrella and float back to my car..

Ross is the shittest character in any TV show. David Schwimmer is a shitty actor.

Watching Star Trek NG while eating peach tea jelly while Jesse is cooking dinner. #thuglife

Lolz. pic.twitter.com/TooFiuNx0d