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Also, I love getting clothes 75% off retail price. THE ONLY WAY TO SHOP. Omg, I sound like such a girl today. Let me talk about my hair now.
I just stopped myself from stabbing a block of cheese.
I just realized that, if I were a snack, I would be corn nuts.
Being true to yourself does not mean being true to the lies that you have convinced yourself to be true.
BTW, let's all be meek non-critically thinking conformers who never express an opinion or thought that might be potentially offensive! GRRRR
Not nervous. Not nervous. Not nervous. Not nervous. Not nervous. Not nervous. Not nervous. Not nervous. Not nervous......... NOT! Nervous...
Random fact: neighborhood kids smashed poison-berries into my hair while pushing me off a driveway in an attempt to sacrifice me. I was five
I love the moth that is walking around on the floor. I dooo nooot care if it's really a tiny video-camera trying to record my every move.
Happy National Coming Out Day! Shout out to all the sapiosexuals and pansexuals! And MUCH love to EVERYONE!!! (cept pedos/beastiality ppole)
Dream: "You can't just do whatever you want" guy said. I then took a fresh strawberry out of my pocket & drew all over his face+hair w/ it.
"I'm only going to 'love' you when you're at what I perceive to be your best and more of what I want you to be." EFFING LOVE RIGHT THERE!!!!
Oh great. My brain is doing that "haha, I'm not going to let you sleep before 2am, haha, nope, yooooou're not sleeping" thing aaaagain.
When I get really hyper, I go, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, hyper!!!" I add the "hyper" on the end to inform them in case its not obvious or anything.
My foot is itching.... My foot is itching... And I am now bitching... About my foot itching... (its a song)
Went to see therapist (germaphobia). Saw many huge liquid-sucking vehicles outside. "Building = flooded". Probably with CRAP! Then I left...
*psychological defense mechanisms*
Things I no longer do: emotion.
Saying "MOTHAFUKAAAAHHHS" after whatever you're excited about is a great way to express your excitement.
I'm inadvertently breeding massive quantities of mosquitoes in the pool in the backyard - in attempt to subconsciously drive myself crazier.