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i want drugs. i want massive amounts of drugs. i want the maximum legal limit of drugs.
you can't spell dumb without peta.
that cardboard aftertaste is definitely the best part of microwaveable fries.
being a habitual line-stepper is a complicated life choice.
oh gods is the new tegan and sara album going to be good. that closer song? loves it.
RT if you're a white girl who's ever gotten braids on vacation somewhere tropical.
why does everybody want to date me? i'm not interested unless you're a fictional character or a celebrity.
i like to emphasise my nevers with ever.
trying to start a Forever Lazy gang with some friends (without their knowledge) #foreverlazyinception
instagram is pretty much the photo equivalent of telling a boring story at a loud volume to make it seem more interesting. #itstillsucks
I want a Wambach hug. #worldcup
hey, weezer, do me a favor and die before i start hating old weezer too. thanks.
my nails look as if i've been giving complimentary back scratches to the homeless.
hater of everything. my existence is the bane of my existence.