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About to walk out front door when Matt says, "You might want to put your boob back in your shirt." Always with the good ideas, that one.
Make things because you love to make things. Make things because the process brings you joy.
Oof. I just told one of the cats to meow in his indoor voice & come sit next to mommy. Heh! It's been a long day.
Finn's last ditch effort to get out of bed involved hugging his panda and pleading, "help me, Panda!" before trying to make a run for it.
I keep wiggling my nose at the presents yet they're not wrapping themselves, those lazy unmagical bastards.
As I threw our clothes in the wash, I came across F & my matching pajamas from this weekend. Great - our very own Buster & Lucille moment.
How to scar your child for life: pretend to play the bongos on his butt while singing, "Buttbuttbutt, I love your butt! Buttbuttbutt!"
I just called my iPhone my telephone. It's like I'm 90. Now I will send some electronic mail through the world wide web. On my telephone.
So far autocorrect has changed coconut to cocaine & tried to turn oranges to orgy & nuthin' to nuthugger. WHO OWNED THIS PHONE BEFORE ME?
In related news, this binding is so crisp & beautiful that it's totally giving me a boner. And I don't even have a wang! #psychicboner