Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Unsolicited nudes from US Airways, and customers still complain. What more do you want?
Man I'm so lazy. It's a wonder that the dailybeast hasn't hired me.
Ashy Twitter & shea butter Twitter need to come together and shine.
Folks hate Lauryn Hill like she stole their bike for being late to shows, but Doom sent shadow clones in his stead.
If you have nothing good to say, tweet it.
Gotta keep a pen and pad next to the bed.
It's impossible to find a specific vine using vine.
These commercials are calling my pet fat, and we doesn't appreciate it.
Proud member of fat twitter.
I want to be an honest man, not a salesman.
Never mess with someone's faith. Unless they don't have the same faith as you, in which case you have a moral obligation to mess with it.
writer, keeper of the peace, master of the universe...pervy sage, J Guevara, Ashe Larry, Nat Turnup