No news site is so credible, or event so grave, that I feel more than two clicks away from candid celebrity cellulite photos.

@soypunk: Gun.

Creeper balloons for the party tomorrow.  http://instagram.com/p/Zb5Au7Hf9e/ 

A Yahoo acquisition of Tumblr would lead millions of teenagers to discover that Yahoo exists.

I don't think the question is if Gmail will drop IMAP, POP and SMTP, but when.

Wow. Republicans spent $55 million to repeal Obamacare. Think about all the guns they could have bought to protect themselves against gays.

I want a house with a really big deck, but not so big it hurts.

I need an IRC room to hang out in. It’s not 1995 enough up in here.

Terrific post by @ralphm: “My thoughts on Google's apparent abandonment of XMPP”  https://plus.google.com/u/0/116276248303121270590/posts/V7LzUzj8R4D …

…posted, ironically, on Google+ :P

Wait Linda Cardellini is Sylvia on Mad Men?? Wow I did not pick that one up.

My podcast would be called Well Fuck It Then

Ongoing respect to @ibm - the silent leaders of #a11y #accessibility - real process, real solutions, measurable results. Powerful stuff.

You can now officially file a missing persons report for Google IO attendees.

Has Larry Page locked all the doors with some amazing Android app?

I want a game like GeoGuessr that will drop my kids somewhere in the world & they have to find where they are. Not on a computer, for real.

Meandering Q&A session is just what a three-hour keynote address needs.

The new Dungeons & Dragons movie starts with a lengthy email exchange of mostly grown men trying to figure out when they can all meet.

If you like oscillating between feeling like the stupidest person on earth and a fucking genius, you’ll love coding.

New iPhones rumored to morph into even newer iPhones.

Rex is now a reading maniac. He spent an hour reading all his school reading books to me and has now gone rogue reading more.