#FF @9to5life @followmeevery1 @gagsparilla @gritz @ratandpuff @simonpegg @adamcurry @tijuanajackson @shwood @panzypoo

My twitter feed looks like a #trueblood role playing chatroom from last night lol thanks @ericnorthman & @sookiebontemps :p

i have a reggae channel saved in my xm radio presets #betchadidntknowaboutme

3.1 mi, 400 cals, 40 mins, knees hurt like hell lol

"Sorry Jesus" and "Anal Bleeding" are trending... Theres a good catholic joke in there, but I'm drawing a blank....

Trying not to peek.....

Ok I'm actually a little nervous.....

Ok I need a color that goes good with blonde hair.... & think outside the box ppl ;)

I'm purposely looking at my phone while they talk to be rude cause they don't shut up

So true fuckers RT @4ayes RT @facciabella: Never use profanity. Unless you live on the East Coast. Where its considered punctuation and shit

I am srsly torn on synchronized swimming as a sport. It its so lame but the muscles and endurance needed to do it are ridic #olympics

I remember a point in the past when our entire supply of steak knives came from TGI Fridays

Or this week RT @asmallteapot I’m going to go out on a limb that most people tweeting about Uganda couldn’t identify it on a map last week.

ugh these are the dumbest questions ever.... #FLdebate

Loved the @burberry #BurberryProrsum Womenswear S/S12 #Tweetwalk!! Thanks for sharing it with us!

RT @gagsparilla If US makes English its first language, does George W. Bush get grandfathered in? What about Sarah Palin? #CNNTeaParty

Tap water is for poor ppl... eww

#tweetups go against the nature of the internet.I dont want to meet you in person I want to remain behind my veil of anonymity #canttrollIRL

i love that @hbo created pages for all the #TrueBlood characters! their phrasing is on par! #FF @sookiebontemps @ericnorthman @vampirebill

remind me tomorrow that i was smart today