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i have a reggae channel saved in my xm radio presets #betchadidntknowaboutme
3.1 mi, 400 cals, 40 mins, knees hurt like hell lol
"Sorry Jesus" and "Anal Bleeding" are trending... Theres a good catholic joke in there, but I'm drawing a blank....
Trying not to peek.....
Ok I'm actually a little nervous.....
Ok I need a color that goes good with blonde hair.... & think outside the box ppl ;)
I'm purposely looking at my phone while they talk to be rude cause they don't shut up
I am srsly torn on synchronized swimming as a sport. It its so lame but the muscles and endurance needed to do it are ridic #olympics
I remember a point in the past when our entire supply of steak knives came from TGI Fridays
ugh these are the dumbest questions ever.... #FLdebate
Tap water is for poor ppl... eww
#tweetups go against the nature of the internet.I dont want to meet you in person I want to remain behind my veil of anonymity #canttrollIRL
remind me tomorrow that i was smart today
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