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Oh. My. God. Becky. Look. At. Her. Intellectual. Prowess.
holy cow did you guys see playerman make that scorepoint ? this is the crazeyest game of sports yet !
You Wave Back At The Inflatable Dancing Tube Man Until You Realize He's Actually Waving At His Inflatable Dancing Tube Man Friend BEHIND You
Remember what u did last night in bed? Memory Foam does. How much money u willing to pay Memory Foam to "Forget"? -Paid for by Sleep Number®
whoops it's 2013 and i keep signing "ＰＲＡＩＳＥ ＴＨＥ ＭＡＬＥＶＯＬＥＮＴ ＦＬＯＡＴＩＮＧ ＤＥＡＴＨＳＰＨＥＲＥ" on all my checks
rap game i have misplaced my glasses and cannot locate them without the use of my glasses
i will listen to you talk about your dream lastnight but please recognise you are committing an act of conversational terrorism
Shift the "You Can't Judge A Book By It's Cover" paradigm by WRITING the entire book on the cover. Inside? an Ice Cream Sandwich. Enjoy.
Somebody is posting some NICE things about u on a blog. Somebody is saying how cool & Sexy u r. SOMEBODY is waiting for u to say Thanks mayb
Young kids don't know the struggle of getting 99% done with a download and then have someone pick up the phone and kick you offline
Everyone I Went To High School With Is Either Forming A Sacred Blood Oath Cult Together Or Replicating DNA Using Their Sex Organ Laboratory
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HELP I WATCHED DAVID LETTERMAN FOR EL-P AND KILLER MIKE AND NOW THIS SCOTTISH GUY IS YELLING AT ME AND STANDING TOO CLOSE TO THE SCREEN
Local Weather: Light Rain, A Patchy Fog *GIANT APPARITIONAL BEING NAMED APACHE FOG APPEARS & DIVIDES ALL OF OUR MOLECULES INTO STATIC MIST*
Why isn't 9/11 a holiday? Why i gotta work today when i should be throwing a barbeque to celebrate a national tragedy? What a crock of shit