@joerogan scientists create brain cells from human skin http://t.co/r38WPfOR

Yikes... I thought everyone's navel smelled like dead body.

@johnbow11 you wield logic like a wet noodle, sir.

I spell "karaoke" exactly as it sounds: H.A.M.M.E.R.E.D.D.O.G.S.H.I.T.

I endorse any success bestowed upon @gettinsweenered #ACMs 'New Female Vocalist of the Year' campaign video!  http://youtu.be/heScPQHRCZg ”

I'm doing cocaine in the bathroom of yer heart.

Took some shrooms..., ate some fried bananas..., Shakira is my spirit animal.

TOMORROW NIGHT, BITCH! My stonerrock two-piece with Champ Pedusky (Brandon Perdue) ICK opens opens for The...  http://fb.me/1CcY7FRzB 

New Philosophy of Struggle blog post... Finally taking on the gun issue...  http://fb.me/zcGkgCCW 

You know it's a bad neighborhood when the hookers are wearing scrubs

I voted for #rockyanderson.

If you like movies about fat black girls getting raped, that Precious is a pretty good film.

I'll sleep when yer dead.

Natalie Portman already owes me three pairs of underwear today.

This the General Lee (couple ounces of orange juice and Strongbow) invented by professor_knuckles @…  http://instagram.com/p/XI7K3Yxkib/ 

#anarchism  http://instagr.am/p/V24rbgxkhS/ 

There's only a two letters difference between "kissing ass" and "kicking ass."

In honor of Frafest 2013, I give you magic from the man himslef... 3cadillacfraf #eatyerface #philosophyofstruggle
 http://skitzofuel.weebly.com/1/post/2013/01/eat-yer-face-by-cadillac-fraf.html …

Know what would make Twilight even cooler and edgier? Mullets...

...the GF's beagle is singing Gwen Stefani this morning... even worse: he's in key.