All of my t shirts have animals, pineapples, or robots on them. All of them.

Just found out Drake is not a male duck. It's too bad, because I actually have a lot of respect for the male duck community.

I really don't even know what a YOLO is, I just saw it on the interwebs. *Danny Glover Voice* I'M GETTNG TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!

You're move, ancient Mayans

I'M EASILY EXCITED BY DATA AND THINGS

Am I drunk or is this happening? pic.twitter.com/6RGA69Kjr8

I need a hug and some gin

I have a job interview tomorrow. Using goat cheese and beer.

CICADA ATTACKS ON LANTANA. WE HAVE A BRAH DOWN.

Today, Ainsley made counterfit money out of contruction paper and tried to slip it to the lunch lady for extra dessert. Again.

Cats invented parkour

I just stopped a panic attack with guacamole

I wish they made a candle that smells like when you put out a candle

I accidently taught the dog how to get on the bed. It wont leave.

Nothing has made sense in this state since shirts became helicopters

No reason not to get stoned and go to ikea wearing an illegal vest

YOLO KOALAS

East your spider

Where is my Asian, overmedicated, koala?

Koalas always look like they've got their shit together