that awkward moment when someone texts you "heyy coming out tonight" and you look up from your youtube videos like "life exists?"

:D Everyone google "let it snow"! And then when it frosts over you can write in it :333

Once I read a twilight fic where Edward sucked on Bella's bloody tampon like a lollipop

HATERS TO THE LEFT, THAT MOVIE WAS INCREDIBLE

I'M SO GLAD I DON'T GET ERECTIONS. HOW FUCKING AWKWARD

@tommyjoeratliff SHOW US YOUR TITS

for everybody who hasn't seen the guy fucking himself in the ass: http://t.co/AMIlN40

i just hope he's read a half-way good one and not like ... bubble-wrap sex. popopopopopopop

omg someone c&p'ed everything kanye has said so far.. jfc it's like a novel http://t.co/wPBiOGu9

it's like there are unicorns jizzing all over me

every htings is assmilk adn tnohing hruts

only thing that has made me laugh tonight: my friend's fb status "My life is bruined :("

i think he just came in his own ass

i'll just be over here using my tears for lube

herping my derp

dean/cas/pie

@yllekjean well I did just shit half diarrhea half clumps into your mouth

@tommyjoeratliff THANKS FOR THE RUMOR CONTROL. WOULDN'T WANT TO LET THAT ONE GET OUT

My mother and I are singing a song about our Christmas tree called "limp dick" #inspiredtbh

@dinwo *DICK FALLS OUT* *FUMBLE IT BACK IN* TIME TO CHANGE POSITIONS BABY. GET ON YOUR SIDE, HALF OFF OF SOMETHING. IT'LL LOOK SO HOT.