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The best part about last weekend’s flu? The recurring nightmare about having asthma attacks while on a crab fishing boat on the Bering Sea.

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Last night I had a dream in which everything tasted like Nutella and I went insane.

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I bet Dick Cheney gives good hugs.

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Fairly certain they're deboning a freaking blue whale on the roof.

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“We replaced this man’s son with a hornet nest. Let’s see if he notices...”

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I’m not very good at buying broccoli this week.

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A Prius almost ran me over within 15 minutes of being back in town.

I love you too, San Francisco.

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Awesome news of the day: That stomach flu is, apparently, reinfectable. In other news: I smell like bleach.

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I’m fairly certain Oliver has had more bloody lips in 16 months than I’ve had in 33 years.

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Yes, Mr. Excursion, when driving the wrong way down a one-way street, the correct response is to swerve erratically while honking your horn.

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Twitter is probably the worst possible way to follow a soccer match.

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It appears today is the day dudes yell at each other about “slapping” and “bitch asses” while sitting in sports cars on Octavia Boulevard.

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It would be hard for me to trust somebody who photographs their cat using the toilet.

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@eugevon I couldn’t handle the plural vegetable lifestyle.

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You lose this round, Billy Joel.

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The marmot is stuck to the table.

It’s a long story.

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Hurry up, next Friday.

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That lady probably shouldn’t wear that skirt when riding that bicycle.

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@chorrell In case you hadn’t heard, early builds are available: http://tr.im/lSLq

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These are not the pants I thought they were.

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