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I'm all that and a bag of dated references.
Remember: the nemesis of your enemy is your mom.
Spellcheck changed "gonna" to "gonads" and that was the high point of my day.
Anyone want to join my band? We play covers of NPR interstitial music. I play the finger drums.
Is it possible to chafe your mouth from shoving food into it?
I'm asking for a friend.
Zelda was born one year ago today. It has been the longest and best year.
Oh god I'm getting crumbs all over my brand new baby!
Tinker Tailor Solider Spy has some of the best hair I've ever seen on the big screen. See it for the hair.
Every generation thinks it invented sexting.
Just referred to my daughter as "what's-her-name."
I can't be the only one who wants to see Tilda Swinton as Aeon Flux.
I put cucumber infused water in my SIGG bottle for the gym because being pretentious is a competition I CAN WIN.