@freakingtaylor you are on fire today. That one about the birdseed in CA wrecked my face.

@10years just saw this chickenstrip, and it appears someone has deep fried your hummingbird..
http://yfrog.com/gzw9aekj

I need like, an hour of sleep right now as bad as I've ever needed anything. Except maybe a triceratops.

@kendragarden your tweets have caused me trouble drinking coffee.

From like, laughter, not some weird stomach condition, to clarify.

@kendragarden I spit out some cereal in a giggle fit when I read this

My prediction for the debate. Hat tip to @sartorialgirl ;) pic.twitter.com/sWa5mPzi

Best female Halloween costume? Possibly... ;) http://t.co/ssKn2GgU

Thanks to @mrc_bishop I am going crazy over THIS http://t.co/T4FcEAZF

@freakingtaylor Damn straight.

@april_mclean I couldn't have said it better. Followed.

Hey y'all. Follow these peeps. Smart, clever, direct. Show luv. #FF

@freakingtaylor @breagrant @iamprestondavis @sartorialgirl

@freakingtaylor Brilliant. Just brilliant. Best tweet I've seen all day!

@funny_bros here's the Stamm remix: http://t.co/JXIkuMgR

Girl at work just drew a snatch on my hand! She said it was gonna be a smiley face! Damn these schoolyard antics!!

@ronniewk most accurate Hall N Oats description EVER

If there was ever anything good about all those lies, all that deceit, it's that I can now spot it in others....

@themegchan @epicjuicebox @thejodylynn @gomenaishiteru @stammage @dj_slink COME AT ME BRO

“@bryanbamfston: JESSICA LANGE FOR ALL THE AWARDS. <3 #AHSFX”

THIS.

Wow! @butchwalker knocks this Nirvana cover out of the park... http://t.co/7aSGgiVa

Just saw 2 older men (who were obviously old pals) run into each other at the store. It was awesome. Our friendships are so important...