Yes I just bought a black women's fashion magazine because Janelle Monáe is on the cover pic.twitter.com/9RfpPBWXPn

Hey University of Oxford can you just randomly send me a full scholarship so my life can be perfect okay thanks.

And this. http://t.co/aiXffU4J

Oh my god. http://t.co/HYIxJWDw

@louiscotton @stephsott if u want a strong confident black man in ur life ill be ur valentine

I'm sorry, but if you feel such an overpowering need to be a slut that you'd dress like that in this kind of weather, please off yourself.

“@jacksfilms: Stop SOPA. "Supremely Obese Pedophiles Anonymous" has got to go.” It's about time they did something about @dosie_rosie.

@dosie_rosie YOU HAVEN'T. NOW SHUT UP AND HAVE MY BABIES.

Well Ms Minaj speaking as someone of the dick-having persuasion I would not "pull it out and piss on 'em" because that's just inconsiderate.

"Quit suckin' me." - Jesus Christ

The most soulless fucking thing you could ever do would be to tell someone that their feelings or experiences aren't valid.

RT if you have a penis.

RT if im gay.

http://t.co/WNnSTcVs

@stephsott How do you think the carpet people will react if I actually send naughty pictures to that number?

@stephsott shout out to tha homie tybalt. rip.

#ThingsThatMakeMeSMH White people.

“@drpeterthraft: I am leaving Twitter - Dr Peter Thraft” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D':

@stephsott real niggas don't give a fukk bout an oxford comma

HATE being flat-chested :( #whyme #cruelworld #fml