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doctor says my genes just say 'ACAB' over and over again. 'B' doesn't even exist and im going to die
hello son. today u r six months old. today u r able to distinguish between monkey faces. congratulations. u made it
it seems my whole life has led up to this moment, in which i am writing a formal analysis of a tao lin poem. i hate myself
my secret weapon is cry
;) i feel alienated from everyone i love ;)
my bf told me i have 'r crumb thighs'
i just literally bullied a spider
i literally just saw goatse for the first time. the first time ever
if this gets 25 rts i will post a video of me naked and crying while listening to bright eyes
a kid just asked 'why do wizards have long hair and beards' and another said 'to keep warm'
i still can't believe im dating the person i had an internet crush on a year ago
i want legs that are 2,000 miles long so i can take one step and then fall down and kiss my boyfriend
wow look at all these people who are in love because of the internet
i once asked someone 'what their web presence looks like' on a first date
dreamt that comme des garçons made a scent called 'dad'
when u use words like 'cunt' 'faggot' or 'retard' in an argument about politics it makes u seem like an asshole i don't care how liberal u r