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I have to ask, does everyone that's crucifying Bill Cosby still give Woody Allen a free pass?
Daughter just farted in the car. Eyes are bleeding. Lungs are melting. Her WoW toons are getting deleted when we get home.
Factory resetting my phone, I have to ducking teach it how to swear again.
For the love of all that's holy (no matter WHAT you hold dear) "should of" does not grammatically exist except to embarrass yourself.
So Blizzard has continued its run of putting tacky mouthpieces in front of the camera who inadvertently represent the players too. /slowclap
What fucking classes would Trump U even teach?
Offshore Accounts for Beginners?
Advanced Tax Evasion?
Too many movie reviews seem bound and determined to just bitch to bitch. Am I the only person who sees a movie for fun?
New rule: Don't be a wank stain.
FYI: No matter how many things you avoid putting in your body YOU'RE STILL GOING TO DIE. Unless you're Nicholas Cage. He's a goddamn vampire
Hey, did you hear about the new movie with a Rotten Tomatoes score of WHO GIVES A FUCK! IF IT LOOKS GOOD TO YOU GO FUCKING SEE IT!
At the daughter's final band concert of the year. They're doing a Jurassic Park medley.
If you piss on a public toilet seat and just leave it I hope you die painfully and alone knowing your life was wasted and nobody loved you.
Every time I think I'm too negative I just open Twitter and feel like a positivity shitting rainbow surfing ultra mega unicorn of light/joy
Wife got a tattoo, her first, daughter got a section of her hair dyed purple. I got Splatoon. It's ink day here in Austin.
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