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It Is The Year 2199. Everyone Can Code. America Is Now "New San Francisco." Kids Pledge Allegiance To Big Data. Jack Dorsey Is Somehow King.
Hey. “Hipster” doesn’t mean anything. At all. Stop saying it. Ok. Bye.
OCT 3, 2012. DENVER, CO. FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
JIM LEHRER: Mr. President, do you remember the 90s?
OBAMA: Totes. Dunkaroos.
i wonder if it would feel just as good as twitter if i just put all my opinions and thoughts in a .txt on my desktop and deleted it daily
Sexists, chauvinists: the most competent thing so far at the Super Bowl, temple of masculinity, was a concert performed by a hundred women
OK, Justin Bieber fans, you can go to bed now. School tomorrow! #vma
WE GOT OUT THANKS EVERYONE 4 YR TWEETS. ONE HOUR. COOL
tweeting / facebooking about leaving instagram because they own your data is like making fun of someone in prison… from a different prison
What if they were both in drag, that is basically how sassy this is
actors should just be gay until proven straight
I dreamt Betty White was still alive and Madonna was dancing on television. Eerie.
I'm your friend! Also I work at @GroupMe but I am also my own person ok bye