*wipes tear from eye* the power of the internet, man. it’s so beautiful. pic.twitter.com/uIXShSet

@kanyewest WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

@kanyewest TELL ME MORE

It Is The Year 2199. Everyone Can Code. America Is Now "New San Francisco." Kids Pledge Allegiance To Big Data. Jack Dorsey Is Somehow King.

Hey. “Hipster” doesn’t mean anything. At all. Stop saying it. Ok. Bye.

OCT 3, 2012. DENVER, CO. FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.

JIM LEHRER: Mr. President, do you remember the 90s?
OBAMA: Totes. Dunkaroos.

@kanyewest WHAT ABOUT IT

i wonder if it would feel just as good as twitter if i just put all my opinions and thoughts in a .txt on my desktop and deleted it daily

I googled because I was wondering. Internet did/did not disappoint.  http://thefiscalcliffhuxtable.tumblr.com/ 

@mattlanger After thoughting about this, it makes me want to death myself

@kanyewest YES

Sexists, chauvinists: the most competent thing so far at the Super Bowl, temple of masculinity, was a concert performed by a hundred women

A profile of Jay-Z written by Zadie Smith *cries THERE IS A GOD* http://t.co/n0ShmXcG

Unraveling the mystery of @dadboner, starting with his profile photo: http://t.co/NPeaD06

OK, Justin Bieber fans, you can go to bed now. School tomorrow! #vma

WE GOT OUT THANKS EVERYONE 4 YR TWEETS. ONE HOUR. COOL

tweeting / facebooking about leaving instagram because they own your data is like making fun of someone in prison… from a different prison

What if they were both in drag, that is basically how sassy this is

actors should just be gay until proven straight

I dreamt Betty White was still alive and Madonna was dancing on television. Eerie.