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I want to go back in time mainly to impress people with my casual use of shocking words like 'fuck' + 'shit' + "wtf you can't own people"
Your password must contain at least 1 number, 1 capital, a photo of your least favorite insect, taffeta trim, and a rigid, uncertain smile.
On Queen Elizabeth in the #DoctorWho 50th anniversary episode. http://themarysue.tumblr.com/post/68901512956/claudiaboleyn-really-though-how-dare-they …
Seinfeld and Tom Hanks are overrated and everything that's alive has to die one day
Checking out a Blockbuster clearance sale. They also sell umbrellas, gloves, socks?? Heh, BLOCKBUSTER MORE LIKE SOCKB- *is dragged offstage*
Just rapidly guzzled an orange and now I have, like, a citrus hangover. Or it might still be the flu. I may be delirious. Hey Mr. President!
I may be hormonal but I'm also about to call the help line of the Oxford English Dictionary online and call them fascists to their fat faces
Describe yourself in one life or less.
"Silence, cunning, exile, butts." --James Joyce, first draft
Who died and made you king? Oh the king before you died. Well that makes sen- Oh he was your father. Well then I'm very sorry for your loss.
my hair smells like a commercial
Polishing my boots for the first time in forever. I feel SO. MANLY. Like guys I could probably do a whole pushup after this
Vampire With A Facebook. Yes I know it doesn't rhyme. Either you greenlight this show or it gets real ugly in here
I write, I tweet, I study, I eat. Purveyor of feminist sentiments, bad jokes, fangirl excitement, and warm fuzzies. Nerdy words ahead.