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Hey guys? I only need 4,552 followers to reach 5,000! Help a gal out? #jk #niner
So, the bouncer asked me if I'm 21 and then gave me a wrist band. Didn't actually ID me. But I'm totally pretending he did.
Apparently, #Pittsburgh is the best place to live in the US. So, take that, all you other cities! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1359195/Pittsburgh-best-place-live-says-Economist-Intelligence-Unit.html …
OH: You guys that just use GPS are going to be screwed in the Zombie Apocalypse. *I* have an atlas. I'll survive.
I'm pretty sure one of the 7 circles of hell includes being stuck behind a garbage truck on the way to work with no way of passing it.
I like seeing opinions, at least the legitimately founded ones. When your opinion is I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG IN ALL OF THE THINGS? No.
I really can't be everything to everyone. I'm sorry. I'm trying to keep up.
How long are you supposed to wait to exercise after eating? It's, like, a week, right?
Friend just texted to ask if I wanted a 12 y/o. Asked her if she was talking about whiskey. (I bet I could name 4 ppl that'll star this)
OH: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
If anyone is looking to get rid of any furniture or clothing, I have some friends that lost a great deal in recent flooding. LMK.
Omg this color is so fricking awesome, I want it to stay like this ALL. OF. THE. TIME.
If you're having a bad day & struggling to hang in, someone else may be going thru the same, & you may be what helps them get by! :-)
Omg...coworker just saw my Scentsy room spray, saw "Watermelon Mint" & thought it was breath freshener. Sprayed in his mouth. Omg...
I accidentally faved my own tweet this evening. Next up, I'll awkwardly high 5 myself, then maybe slap my own ass & call out "Good game!"
If you go anywhere to shop tonight/tomorrow, don't say to the cashier "It's such a shame you have to work today!" - it's just rude.
Pro tip: if I can see your butt crack, your belt isn't performing its assigned job duties.
*Burgh Verified* I live in Pgh... President of the @SecretAgentL fan club. I tweet a lot. Can't dig it? Sorry! Mr Rogers loves me just the way I am!