Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Hey guys? I only need 4,552 followers to reach 5,000! Help a gal out? #jk #niner
I'm pretty sure one of the 7 circles of hell includes being stuck behind a garbage truck on the way to work with no way of passing it.
So, the bouncer asked me if I'm 21 and then gave me a wrist band. Didn't actually ID me. But I'm totally pretending he did.
I like seeing opinions, at least the legitimately founded ones. When your opinion is I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG IN ALL OF THE THINGS? No.
OH: You guys that just use GPS are going to be screwed in the Zombie Apocalypse. *I* have an atlas. I'll survive.
I really can't be everything to everyone. I'm sorry. I'm trying to keep up.
How long are you supposed to wait to exercise after eating? It's, like, a week, right?
Friend just texted to ask if I wanted a 12 y/o. Asked her if she was talking about whiskey. (I bet I could name 4 ppl that'll star this)
OH: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
If you're having a bad day & struggling to hang in, someone else may be going thru the same, & you may be what helps them get by! :-)
I accidentally faved my own tweet this evening. Next up, I'll awkwardly high 5 myself, then maybe slap my own ass & call out "Good game!"
If you go anywhere to shop tonight/tomorrow, don't say to the cashier "It's such a shame you have to work today!" - it's just rude.
Pro tip: if I can see your butt crack, your belt isn't performing its assigned job duties.
I gotta say this, then I'll feel better: HOLY WIND, BATMAN! Chicago's the windy city, my ass! Ok I feel better now.
Contact out. Glasses on. Makeup off. Skull pants and couch. What up, Saturday night?
There seems to be a lot of pregnant going on around me...
*Burgh Verified* I live in Pgh... President of the @SecretAgentL fan club. I tweet a lot. Can't dig it? Sorry! Mr Rogers loves me just the way I am!