#unnecessarytheatreprequels. Should We Invite Godot? He Can Be Somewhat Unreliable

@thebobbieoliver When I do stand-up I make sure to wear a nice taffeta skirt and my 'Going' Out' Eyelashes so the gender roles are clear.

On record: Thomas Barrow's my fave character.He's a punk, but if you put a gay guy in a period piece,I'm gonna root for him.#downtonabbey

Every time I hear @pftompkins talk, I get a laughter hangover. Insanely funny. #PCAT12

I guess it's not fair to be mad that I can't find a picture of something that, as far as I know, only exists in my imagination. #braincamera

My supervisor doesn't know the word 'adhesive'. I will now feel unjustifiably superior for the rest of the day. (Still get paid way less.)

Why can't I become a fan of something without it completely engulfing my brain like so many Gigerian face-huggers?

My cat just called me a "Neanderthalian meatsack." He's also wearing some kind of cybernetic eyepiece.
This does not bode well.

“@kd_rush: @jtvancouver I think it's a prelude to your #Top10Movies list. ;-)” I vote for a #Top10Movies list! That would be super fun.

I hate it when I don't have any real crises going on, because inventing them in my head is EXHAUSTING.

@jtvancouver Thanks for the ff, Jo-Anne! You really are the sweetest of tweeters.

I should've named my cat Mr.Barrow.He sits there, scowling, looking all haughty…plotting his way to head valet. #DowntonAbbey

Vampire Diaries t-shirt that should exist: Mystic Falls 2013 Race for the Cure

How bout this: I like my coffee like I like my Irish existentialists; full of whiskey and bitterness. Hooooh!

Or jokes about Quantum Leap. Whichever.

I think I should only tweet Samuel Beckett jokes, considering how many retweets I got.

@jtvancouver Thanks, Jo-anne! I keep meaning to comment on your Contrast poem, btw. It's beautiful. I've read it a bunch of times now

Putting my hands on my hips after having lost a little weight: "Oh my God, I have giant malignant tumors! Oh, that's bone. Huh."

Garek is being a grade A dick right now. #ds9

Plowing through DS9 for the first time. That Odo is a tender soul.