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  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    *calls suicide hotline* hello one suicide please

    • 218
    • FAVS
    mavrikxlunarcicadasegyptian_shumbatbonebrisketh3ddermiss_riot1994____JasonBerlinHamdurbler
    • 184
    • RETWEETS
    beverage_cartpuzzy_cutzMasonStevenspoopradio________cm17twarner50onethirstytrick__pipesmalone
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    get a pet lizard and name it Harry and tell it your a lizard Harry

    • 104
    • FAVS
    lunarcicadasmarthaivesPTERRYNDACTYLegyptian_shumbalyntonleesFollowIntoDarkLemonJunkiemaddiepalmer
    • 149
    • RETWEETS
    notarealherofaye_barnestildamilnealifedeliberateLittle_ScratchportkeypineTayloranneShanCoyFish125
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    i like it when you empty the lint trap and it's pink so you know it was from a girl then you eat the lint

    • 46
    • FAVS
    Super_Bugscomburoegyptian_shumbah3dderColinAFlowersJasonBerlinPonylopeysengrim
    • 30
    • RETWEETS
    ysengrimfartlebeeDevadanderSmithburtsbeeshoneycnrprnchvyleyvhvrris____SwampFoxSlylonmarchand
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    #MentionACuteCouple me and a cold indifferent universe

    • 39
    • FAVS
    comedyLadyEvetimestopstomeVerjinyaWolfcolinthesealionSidleyJamespanjabotabcdwienerJetskiskiski
    • 35
    • RETWEETS
    colinthesealionRicketycricket_CosmodiousGoinGorillas101bainfaunrabbitinwaitingwatashidakeni__beccazoo92
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    anyone interested in some sex tips that assume all women are into the same things?

    • 42
    • FAVS
    lunarcicadasseptembawest______turbohonkyshelohm2777229282____VerjinyaWolfthatjubiregimcat
    • 23
    • RETWEETS
    honeybrehiveGarethNNCapin_SkippyBasic_ChunnelNordic_NerdjesawyerughcoffeeMrOrigin
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    @dogboner "i'm shy at first but... i do the stupidest random shit when i get comfortable with someone" -adolf hitler

    • 36
    • FAVS
    lunarcicadasNotDolphyPonylopeWartSnackOMGlindsayraeHamdurbleriamWillemDafoekayerey
    • 22
    • RETWEETS
    schroyzeealexisneiers666VallingbypurdiedarngooddonutdickJimmyLombzCamiMarieBUnky_J__
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    please rt if you're a stupid idiot

    • 7
    • FAVS
    lunarcicadasellesugars________CoolBabyRatBuscemiFan1______PropsDepartmentknives__chau____________serenebabe
    • 36
    • RETWEETS
    smearpapperNessler_JayBuscemiFan1______phsmmr1stclasswindowamitarnejaSenileRainnegativedrew
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    #MySexFantasy a girl puts her head on my shoulder in the movie theatre

    • 31
    • FAVS
    lunarcicadasegyptian_shumbajudelmeistermiss_riot1994____JasonBerlinmayjahtoastingdwelvemadirichman
    • 10
    • RETWEETS
    poopradio________smellmyarmpitsrad_jewsexpopesassmaster2000losdrogasredsnaillenullset2
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    the guy on tv was like "the system is broken and we need nationwide change" and i was like Right On but turns out it was sports center

    • 30
    • FAVS
    ConspiricySextjahoolopygrimweinerAlastor666________CarolinaMarie_VThebigbyrdmanLastMermaidincantamina
    • 10
    • RETWEETS
    Alastor666________ThebigbyrdmanLastMermaidbbphil05JustHominiukRowdySailboatwooperurfavoritejoel
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    i like my women like i like my balls: a lot

    • 16
    • FAVS
    miss_riot1994____JasonBerlinPonylopeysengrimmidnight_bathamazonsheenainitfoviggles
    • 23
    • RETWEETS
    ArcanaXIIysengrimdaedrie__________butthaverMinorityDeportghostpowerWASPFARM__________msfartypoopy
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    the year is 3000. being gay is illegal again. at gay checkpoints cops will rub your d and if you get hard you get arrested

    • 22
    • FAVS
    lunarcicadasjudelmeisterUnknownAccount9__RedSpahit_brian_millerthecrow27goaldadoanimebitchboy
    • 13
    • RETWEETS
    aajuanluiskitsune_mochiUNKNOWN_ANOMALYcumgunnkillerskinkfavstar_popMayPatrick13futureplansss
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    *pounds a shot of makers* bartender: "what's got you down?" me: "oh, just twitter stuff...."

    • 24
    • FAVS
    JasonBerlinPonylopevincenessbn2bassthete__________dudeinaplaceUlillillyssesvirgiltexas
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    ysengrimcheeseplusfetusfuucker______virgiltexasMysteryDreamr__MostlyPregnant_hqm_____________akoblentz
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    dad.... I'm Literally Cum

    • 18
    • FAVS
    JasonBerlinoldirtymozart____AdamSholdsfuckerhilthomjkingJustAboutGladdad__gummittanner_juicebox
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    SexxxydadKikotsubonecruxxershittyfuckheadsyn_sin_________daedrie__________hentaisatanboogz_666
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    dude, she went to art school? youre not good enough for her. you know what they teach you at art school? how to hate yourself and fuck

    • 21
    • FAVS
    whistlebitcheslavalampzzRadioCodyYWIRlunarcicadash3dderJasonBerlinPonylope
    • 9
    • RETWEETS
    punkchunkmaiaranatalusBurceChuatPizzaSupportthemindtweakysengrimDankDevicesiamesescar____
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    bond is tied up and has to watch his follower count plummet as the villain tweets from his account

    • 13
    • FAVS
    lunarcicadasMaryKoCoHamdurblerJasonBerlinPonylopeillystor2house2flycomburo
    • 13
    • RETWEETS
    poopradio________ysengrimillystortomkatsumibarryzitoPhillyJordoPhylan2house2fly
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    #MyThoughtsDuringSex are female yoshis also named yoshi

    • 9
    • FAVS
    PonylopeJellyNoldenasdfghjkldevitoastfacevincenessbutthugspattermoonchloecoy
    • 17
    • RETWEETS
    ysengrimCosmicBomberwill__rcvincenessbub__bubbutthugsRaynaRaybeames77efano
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    YOCO = you're only cute online

    • 11
    • FAVS
    star_witch______lunarcicadasJasonBerlinpikachudiamondsh0mfr0g__skunkHourfavstar_popHalleyShawbitz
    • 14
    • RETWEETS
    3d0xp0xypoopradio________CorporalDogmeat__skunkHourHalleyShawbitzAnalShed__________bazkaybeelooopy
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    if you timeskip isabelle knows she might not say anything but she knows

    • 9
    • FAVS
    lunarcicadasPrincePuffballBranchcommanderbuttpirate234Tedstevensirlbonzibuddy64PIXELATEDCROWNSkeletonDeity
    • 15
    • RETWEETS
    sunken_cityKirakimori_CruxisCureVylashsabasephshiKagu_nyasrottenrosen
  • spoonsyou
      eevee @spoonsyou

    for halloween im going to be a mentally ill internet addict who drinks too much

    • 11
    • FAVS
    KrysMelo_dramagraapexfruit_badw0lffsolonrocksussaddeitywh0rchataGarrett_Kuntzjuanmontoya
    • 12
    • RETWEETS
    _iRespect_Me___zombienatioonMaybeImMadison_morganpowellFavExplosion_a7xvengenz1saddeitycourtney156
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gemini / cry haver / wife of @ShaunaCuntrol