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Imagine if a muslim man with dark skin slapped a white baby on a plane
Fuck these "RT me for Aurora donations" people. If you want to make a donation, make a donation. Slaughter isn't a social media opportunity.
"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, so here's a picture of my dick." --guys on the internet
MISANDRY IS REAL AND IT WANTS YOU TO DO SOME CHORES, BRO
Also: still waiting for the white community to come forward and denounce various shootings and acts of violence.
First motherfucker to suggest that gender disparity in drug research is not due to sexism but to Simple Statistic Randomness gets shanked
We already have a kickstarter for schools and stuff, it's called government and taxes. Fuckers sure don't want to fund the projects, though.
Hats off to the GOP for their brave stand against disaster relief and for violence against women. Truly our nation's moral compass.
Pretty sure the only lesson the GOP will learn from Rape Caucus losses will be not say this shit *out loud*
Mitt Romney has been running for president for what, six, eight years? How is he still so bad at it?
If I get killed by drunk driver and get a plaque I want it to say "DON'T DRINK & DRIVE YOU FUCKING JERKS," none of this loving memory stuff
IKEA Monkey calls for extraction. Golden Eagle swoops in.
The takeaway here is, no degree of US cultural hegemony can prepare you for Richard Simmons.
Two roads diverged in a strip mall/
Five Guys and Weight Watchers, and I--/
I went to Five Guys 'cause fuck diets
I don't believe in getting along w/people "despite their politics" when their politics involve dehumanizing & oppressing a bunch of people
NPR addict, keeper of pets, filthy lefty, godless heathen, fat feminist, maker of foods, player of video games, user of swear words. Sporks#1479