"Wow, did you see #1reasonwhy? Sobering stuff! Let's cover this." "You're right! Let's put a guy on it"--a lot of blogs today, apparently

Read this. “I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control...”  http://tmblr.co/ZaEUPydr_ZcB 

Imagine if a muslim man with dark skin slapped a white baby on a plane

"Ladies, if you'll just step into my binder, I will take you to meet some nice men so you can stop this crazy gun violence" --Romney #debate

Fuck these "RT me for Aurora donations" people. If you want to make a donation, make a donation. Slaughter isn't a social media opportunity.

"Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, so here's a picture of my dick." --guys on the internet

MISANDRY IS REAL AND IT WANTS YOU TO DO SOME CHORES, BRO

Also: still waiting for the white community to come forward and denounce various shootings and acts of violence.

First motherfucker to suggest that gender disparity in drug research is not due to sexism but to Simple Statistic Randomness gets shanked

We already have a kickstarter for schools and stuff, it's called government and taxes. Fuckers sure don't want to fund the projects, though.

Hats off to the GOP for their brave stand against disaster relief and for violence against women. Truly our nation's moral compass.

Pretty sure the only lesson the GOP will learn from Rape Caucus losses will be not say this shit *out loud*

Mitt Romney has been running for president for what, six, eight years? How is he still so bad at it?

If I get killed by drunk driver and get a plaque I want it to say "DON'T DRINK & DRIVE YOU FUCKING JERKS," none of this loving memory stuff

IKEA Monkey calls for extraction. Golden Eagle swoops in.

Don't worry, ladies, we have Top Men on this sexism thing. #1reasonwhy

The takeaway here is, no degree of US cultural hegemony can prepare you for Richard Simmons.

Two roads diverged in a strip mall/
Five Guys and Weight Watchers, and I--/
I went to Five Guys 'cause fuck diets

I don't believe in getting along w/people "despite their politics" when their politics involve dehumanizing & oppressing a bunch of people

Breaking the law~ breaking the law~ \m/ \m/ RT @linsarmel RT @carolduncan #lolrage pic.twitter.com/Fl8vafGmhV