RT @robfee: Imagine being the kid that got cut from the team on Air Bud because they had to make a roster spot for a golden retriever.

@shanaehemley it's the only reason I came to college

RT @thefunnysexist: If there was a "Magic Mike" equivalent for men in theaters, every woman would being call men "pigs" for going to see it.

I wish I was cool enough to do nothing at lunch but sit in the parking lot, chew, and rev my engine #hicks

RT @thefakeespn: Tim Tebow considers cursing for the first time ever. Peyton decides Denver.

RT @thefakeespn: Baylor drained 8,520 highlighters to make their uniforms.

RT @whattheffacts: About 10 people a week are hospitalized from injuries suffered while playing Wii games.

RT @pimpcartman: MJ died at 58 Whitney Huston died at 48 JFK died at 38 Amy Winehouse died at 28 Justin Biebers almost 18...just saying.