@toddakin I'm a conservative from Missouri and I think you're a fucking idiot.

Guy in Packers jersey at a Broncos-Ravens playoff game? Fuck you, guy.

Oh Jon Jay you magnificent bastard

@konwaytweety posing as the NOLA teabagger is early leader for Twitter troll move of the year.

Matt the Bat #stlcards

I got April Fooled by @fernandotatis17...and I'm okay with that

Nooooooooo RT“@fernandotatis17: if you havent noticed ive been gone the last few days...i am deleting my twitter for good...its been fun :(”

Kristen Stewart has that Houston Nutt pimp walk down pat.

BJ should have to do pushups every time he launches a stupid 3 point attempt Willie Mays Hays style.

Pulling a Hog hat from inside a camo suit is the best commitment to Arkansas of all time.

@lorinbigd @daynperry RT @holly_holl MIKE OLT! http://t.co/M9gzpg1w #Rangers

Why can't we play the Cubs some more :(

A&M should be required to get female cheerleaders before being accepted into the SEC. Milkmen with crewcuts isn't going to cut it.

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant #stlcards

@fernandotatis17 your bobblehead is possessed

@fernandotatis17 and if you have game like Fernando you can take home 2 grand slam pieces

@bubbaprog layoffs happen everywhere, no one is immune from it.

@dgoold not clutch, Cards already had the lead

@fernandotatis17 nice detail with the fans in seats

@fernandotatis17 you should....and add some rabbits and squirrels to show that crashing into a tree hurts the ecosystem too