I was a one hit wonder... I got hit on national tv and everyone wondered what happened to me.

Women Get A Shot At Not Shaving for Cancer  http://tinyurl.com/c2gakv2  via @doublexmag cc @sarahcpr

Dear single guys, choose the cat lady over the small dog girl... you'll never have to walk a cat in public, love Irene

9 months from now there will be a lot of babies named Irene. I hope they all have curly hair, and that they never get hit on national tv.

2PM EST today discussing hurricane irene real world meme on progressiveradionetwork.com guests @guybranum and @michcoll http://t.co/N8Baz5Y

"I have a gluten allergy" is how people from Marin say grace.

I wish my iPhone had a shorter battery life.

Neil Diamond Pre-sale starts tomorrow. You're welcome.

Where am I now MTV? Funny you should ask Bringing NOAM CHOMSKY to the MTV: Subversive genius! http://t.co/LFuFtI2m RT! RT! RT!

Fame: as I walked by a guy said "hey I whacked off to her in middle school." #livingthedream

You have my divided attention.

You can always tell who the band manager is bc they dress like the band but can't commit to the hair... #sxsw

Seriously you HAVE to read this - sooo funny The Economy Still Sucks? Take a Stay-cation. http://is.gd/6dNTw

The secret to looking young is having older friends.

I will go to the Georgetown reunion if you guys bring DIFFERENT baby pictures to show me than the ones you post on FB daily. NEED MORE!

In ‘Decembeaver’, Women Will Stop Shaving Their Lady Parts For Charity -  http://DesignTAXI.com :  http://designtaxi.com/news/354582/In-Decembeaver-Women-Will-Stop-Shaving-Their-Lady-Parts-For-Charity/#.UL4f9RKwshY.twitter …

@dearestshiksa @beastlyluck yo it is her.. er me... :) Thanks for sharing the Decmbeaver video  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp3Bns-bCv4&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

Movember is gone but Decembeaver just got started!  http://youtu.be/fp3Bns-bCv4?hd=1 … #movember

@cristalzheat @jennyjohnsonhi5 !!!! I always wondered what happened to that chick !!!!

@rare_basement @dcpierson @jenstatsky oooh @neildiamond is going on tour this summer!