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I was a one hit wonder... I got hit on national tv and everyone wondered what happened to me.
Dear single guys, choose the cat lady over the small dog girl... you'll never have to walk a cat in public, love Irene
9 months from now there will be a lot of babies named Irene. I hope they all have curly hair, and that they never get hit on national tv.
"I have a gluten allergy" is how people from Marin say grace.
I wish my iPhone had a shorter battery life.
Neil Diamond Pre-sale starts tomorrow. You're welcome.
Fame: as I walked by a guy said "hey I whacked off to her in middle school." #livingthedream
You have my divided attention.
You can always tell who the band manager is bc they dress like the band but can't commit to the hair... #sxsw
The secret to looking young is having older friends.
I will go to the Georgetown reunion if you guys bring DIFFERENT baby pictures to show me than the ones you post on FB daily. NEED MORE!
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A charming young lady with a penchant for cats. She likes tomatoes.