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I don't know whether I consider myself indecisive or not.
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OH: "A woman should have no bodily hair below the eyebrows that you can't cover up with a dorito."
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I like my women like I like my soap. They should smell nice and also should feel good when rubbed around my private parts.
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Life is like a box of chatroulettes.
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Non-Frosted Pop Tarts are bullshit.
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Better to text while the President is talking and be thought a cockmonkey, than to open your mouth, shout "YOU LIE" and remove all doubt.
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My mom is now on Facebook. As was foretold in Revelation, Chapter 6, Verses 7 and 8.
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If it's not a hot fashion trend to have a dryer sheet hanging out of the bottom of your pants, THEN IT FUCKING SHOULD BE.
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DO YOU WANNA SELL ME KENTUCKY AVENUE OR DO YOU WANNA BE GROUNDED?

I'm trying to teach the daughter that business is cutthroat.
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Once you realize that some people are just plain fucking stupid, life becomes a bit less stressful.
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I just had a Whopper that looked EXACTLY like it was shown on the menu. With this luck, I should try my hand at online dating.
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My autobiography will be a pop-up book.
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When I become President I will be ending every speech to Congress with "HERES A SHOVEL CAN YOU DIG IT FOOL"
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I'm in the middle of a lightning storm. So I like to randomly point and if it strikes in that direction I say to myself "that's right".
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I can't remember the rest of this tweet, but your mother's a whore.
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ALL I WANT IS TO FIND A HOT CHICK TO WATCH CHUCK WITH ME AND THEN WE DO IT
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Waking up at 4:30 for an early quickie is awesome. And by quickie, I mean taking the dog out to piss, and by awesome, I mean FUCK MY LIFE.
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IT'S A SPEED BUMP NOT A FUCKING STOP SIGN YOU PIECE OF WHORE SHIT
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I've decided to change my outlook on life. No longer will I half-ass stuff. I will only full-ass stuff. ALWAYS FULL ASS FROM NOW ON
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I think I need The Count as a wingman because i'm not sure if this is is drink number 7 ah ha ha, or 8 ah ha ha.
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