I see you too asshole http://twitpic.com/2n5a1q

@countdownvinyl Guests: @twodrinksmin @mattb147 @bgilham @laurenonizzle @devonmallory @rlangdon @darkoxygen #FF

I caught a 230 pound Ackbar... No lie! #whennerdsfish

I saw you LARPing, and I thought; Did you fall from the treetops 'cause Rivendell's missing and elf #geekpickuplines

It's a bit big, but I got my vinylcountdown shirt from @zazzle  http://instagram.com/p/arQnf7JHPm/ 

New T-shirt "My Arms and Hands Its Pain." you're welcome internet.
 http://www.zazzle.ca/my_arms_and_hands_its_pain-235505962386994048 …

Man, even our earthquakes are Canadian... Quiet and Polite.

Me: stop playing. Bedtime.
Jet: one more time
Me: no more times
Jet: one more time
Me: I wanna celebrate... Keep dancin'
Jet: one more time

Me and the dinosaur doing Laundry  http://instagram.com/p/ZS29OjJHKV/ 

@mscharleesheen I just turn off the lights and shake my son's crib while yelling "SPAACE MOUNTAIN!" It's a thrill for both of us.

My son barfed 3 times in the middle of the night. The third time he insisted on wearing a dinosaur costume to go back to sleep. #nosleep

Someday son you'll look at this photo and realize what a douche-bag your dad is.  http://instagram.com/p/ZHYmlRpHJ-/ 

@keithmcnally Cowboy hat, it's only regionally douchy. Downtown Toronto: that's a bold look.

My Wife: "What are we listening to? It's really relaxing."
Me: "Black Sabbath".

@hotdogsladies Yes, and through Rainbow he taught us that There's no sun in the shadow of the wizard.

Dinertime  http://instagr.am/p/UuYcTwJHPf/ 

I'm disappointed that @archforhumanity isn't an account for super villans with a benevolent streak.

Crap... My son just learned how to get out of his crib. We're playing on level 2 now.

@myownbiggestfan Hey, if the bible-thumpers get to cherry pick, so do I.

The nerd future is horrific:  http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2c9/