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Me: Hello aunty
Aunty: Oh! I didn't recognize you, I thought you were a black.
Costco is straight Hunger Games today, and I'm that kid who dies first. Got my parking spot and cart stolen. Lord, I'm ready, take me.
When in doubt, go to vespers. Happy Sabbath Wall, I mean y'all.
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