Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I have made a lot of mistakes in my life and buying recycled toilet paper the day before Superstorm Shitface is the most regrettable.
I am not sure if I need a hug or a flamethrower. Or both. Y'know what, I'll be safe and go with both.
Snooki is pregnant? Guess the trap-neuter-release program isn't working so well.
Joe Paterno goes into a box with an atom...
Today is National Hug Your Cat Day which I'm pretty sure is the plastic surgery industry's version of a Hallmark Holiday
We waited 86 years for the Sox. Bostonians are a patient people. I knew we'd get him eventually.
Every time I see the Superdome on TV, something bad is happening and nobody has any power.
Why is "hopelessly meta" not a DSM-V diagnosis? It needs to be.
Blur and Anderson Cooper are trending. Clearly this is My Favorite Stuff day.
Pro tip: naming a file "picture.jpg" does not magically make it not an excel spreadsheet
Today is National Kiss Day. Also official #GetSomeIaaS day.. I sit in my cube at a SaaS provider and make jokes about this to myself
I like anything that needs a diagram, especially cats, obscure memes, and relational databases. And pizza.