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What's the best way to commit suicide? I'm asking for my annoying neighbor.
Hey, How's my hair?
I love you twitterville, sometimes (most times) you're all i have. Thank you.
Cream Of Pete ..... #failedcereals
No baby yet, come on girl let's get moving!
Shredded Meat ..... #failedcereals
Must....block......porn......bots..... Geeze, i must have been a serial killer in a past life to have this kind of "luck".
I love Saving Grace. I appreciate the fact that she is torn between pleasing God and wanting to kick the living shit out of someone.
I know it's hard to take me seriously with this hairdo. But i kinda like it. Anyone. Hello. Bots are people too. Oh, no were not. Forget it.
My girl cat's a lesbian,I swear.She just pulled on my shirt & looked lovingly at my cleavage. Where the hell is my camera at times like this
I'm back!!! Did anyone miss me? I missed you guys!
She: "What's a niner?" I: "That 's what's left when someone eats a tenor, of course" Yea, she didn't get it either
If there is anything better than coffee, please let me know. Of course i mean besides sex, silly.
I'm dumping a bunch of bots tonight. Let me know if i lose you by "accidental click overload".
Wow, my melons are huge! Watermelons that is. They grew at least 6" overnight. 'Lopes looking much bigger as well in the 'Monster Garden'yea
I love this Girl Scout commercial. She's going door to door, encouraging gluttonous behavior for a sale. Atta' girl........
Job search=sucking the life out of me. I didn't realize how fortunate I was to have a job I loved for13 years. It's like dating again,Yuck!
#itsuckswhen You finally sign up for favrd and can't think of one funny f-n thing to say.
Happy Mothers Day!!! Liz Kitchen Stutzman, thanks for everything you do!! <3
back to college (horticulture) vocalist, artist, cook. Looking for a life. sales mgr. proud mom of one kiddo, Mishka Shea