Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, you messed with the wrong city, never mind the wrong country #BostonStrong #Merica 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/oOHZcia72b

“@fun: When I laugh at jokes from the Internet, I don't actually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose or mouth than usual.” my life

“@allknowa: We all know a beautiful girl named Jackie” @jackiie_bazzz 😘😘

@omgitskevd you're so good looking

“@sincerelytumblr: Lazy rule: If I can't reach it, I don't need it.” unless its food

“@subjectskank: I don't like my weight / hair / legs / face / feelings / personality / life, and I just want to start again tbh”

“@itsrealethan: Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.”

@killacam125 excuse me, what?

#IWantAKevDTee please!🙏😍

I'm crying😍😭😊 @omgitskevd  http://instagr.am/p/TmTax1oYXF/ 

I don't know why he isn't verified already, it makes no sense. #VerifyKevD 😘

@omgitskevd meeeeee! come to boston !

#KevD2013 you got it baby💜

“@drakee_ymcmb: I fell for you, so hard.”

“@theballer2334: We used to talk for hours, look at us now.”

“@frankoceaan: Sneak up behind her and hug her while she's not looking.”

I'm jealous of all those people with cute relationships, you guys suck really bad #want 😔

“@1doesnot: One does not simply sing along to a Blink-182 song without using Tom Delonges accent.” so true 👌

@haleykardonn naah, I'm transferring into sturgis

I'm literally crying from laughing so hard at @antijokebook tweets #toofunny 