rt if you're a dumb piece of a shit with low self-esteem

*I fall slowly like Sephiroth killing Aeris but instead of slicing u through the torso, i put a burger king crown on your head*

im a reddit atheist *eats unevenly cooked hot pocket* ah ah ah hot hot hot

i like racist jokes. just chill abotu getting offended. yes i am a white 14 year old what difference does that make

my super power is getting the song Butterfly by Crazy town stuck in ppl's heads

The true way to be funny, is to be mentally ill

@gldnlntmrn "Abortions are wrong. In the case of rape? Well everything happens for a reason" ~Justin Bieber, unironically said this.

It's Bieber's world and we're all just living in it. That means Hitler happened in Bieber's world and he allowed it. smh

@doctor_ass im beginning to think hipsters only exist int he imagination of very angry suburban white people

Amusement has the word semen in it

rt if you're a mindless retweeting drone

i plan to read 52 books in a year *reads all the animorph books*

*posts cool joke at 2:30 am* this is the miller high life *links back 2 tweet at 5 pm* thats how u do it

vegetables.exe

i agree that capitalism sucks but i still dont understand why you had to wear a diaper

In Civ 4 I can build the Eiffel Tower, Stonehenge, and the Internet, but I can't build Agent Cody Banks?? Fuck this game

time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana rt if u agree

❒ Single ✔ Taken by wolves

is there an adult friend finder without the sex. i just want a friend irl

@mangum_pi "now you're a little boyu in spain" the stewardess says drop kicking you out of the plane