@lanyardquirk A cat's butthole makes no surface contact when sitting. I have tested and proven this on an HP printer-scanner with Magnus.

@bushsbeans Let @julieklausner pet Duke! In this divisive election year, we need something beautiful to unite us as a nation.

@lanyardquirk My Mom was a nurse, she used to do that with apple juice in front of new doctors.

@caissie It does! They used several shades to create depth. No one can tell it is not the real thing.

@smeagolsfree Don't sell Dexter short. He is also quiet, hardworking, neat, and all that serial killing means you get a lot of "me time."

@smeagolsfree The reefer makes me autistic. (Rocking, no eye contact, silent, repetitive activities...)

@lanyardquirk Feel free to duplicate the experiment and verify it for yourself.

@lanyardquirk Yes! And how about me? http://t.co/7CULyVMu

“@jesus_m_christ Considering what their ancestors did to the natives, it’s no wonder some Americans are afraid of immigrants.”

@johnmoe There is an actual Play-doh perfume by Demeter. All their scents are based on real life smells. They have thunderstorm.

http://lockerz.com/s/99713840 The most terrible label ever.

RT @fark: RT @bobcalli: Thank you @fark, for this beautiful image. http://yfrog.com/hskzuykj

@warmyellowlight I heard some English person call it the naughties. Naught being zero.

RT @jpoole9999: RT @freddyamazin: "K" Oh, would you like some fries with that conversation killer?

@caissie She's actually a small asian man in an Oprah suit. The zipper stuck so he ran with the concept. They finally got a zipper tech in.

While eavesdropping, I found that, amazingly, even though I don't speak their language, I can totally tell which one is the dumbass.

RT @k9leavings: There's a lunar eclipse tonight but I'll be dealing with another eclipse, specifically a total one of my heart.

RT @fark: Warner Bros, maybe you didn't think your cunning new Yogi Bear poster all the way through. http://fk.cm/go/5536063

I'm in love with Brizzly! here's a code for you guys, too! http://bit.ly/4iXiSi

@earpwr What aboot it?