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Harper, if you come after gay marriage, there will be riots in the streets. Fabulous fabulous riots. #elxn41
I'm so gay my advent calendar is counting down to Les Miserables.
You think you know someone and then out of nowhere, they Instagram a picture of their toast.
Thanks to Chris Culliver, Super Bowl Sunday will be the one day this year when most gays are betting against San Francisco.
Twitter is basically just the literary version of Angry Birds.
I can say with absolute confidence that I am ready to say goodbye to my 20s. I will be 36 in March.
Everyone wants a knight in shining armour until morning when it's all clang-clang-clang as they get ready for work while you try to sleep.
Toronto Public Library workers walked off the job at 5 o'clock today. They did so quietly, of course.
Your wallet will never be as important as equal rights. I've been poor and I've been unequal. Unequal was a lot lot worse.
Only seven more snowstorms until spring!
The incredible thing about the social media age is whenever you see someone, it's as though you're meeting up with them mid-conversation.
Parents, don't let your babies grow up to be kids who wear their backpacks while on public transit.
I think it is so cute that they put an expiry date on chips. Like our time together will last that long.
Madonna has requested we not listen to her recently leaked music. I've been honouring that request since she released "American Life" in 03.
Just saw someone talking on their iPhone. So freaky.
Regardless of how tonight plays out, I'm hoping most of us libs can agree: Hillary 2016.
Views are completely my own, even the somewhat provocative ones.
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