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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Harper, if you come after gay marriage, there will be riots in the streets. Fabulous fabulous riots.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Harper, if you come after gay marriage, there will be riots in the streets. Fabulous fabulous riots. #elxn41

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    I'm so gay my advent calendar is counting down to Les Miserables.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    You think you know someone and then out of nowhere, they Instagram a picture of their toast.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Thanks to Chris Culliver, Super Bowl Sunday will be the one day this year when most gays are betting against San Francisco.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Twitter is basically just the literary version of Angry Birds.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    I can say with absolute confidence that I am ready to say goodbye to my 20s. I will be 36 in March.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Everyone wants a knight in shining armour until morning when it's all clang-clang-clang as they get ready for work while you try to sleep.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Toronto Public Library workers walked off the job at 5 o'clock today. They did so quietly, of course.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Your wallet will never be as important as equal rights. I've been poor and I've been unequal. Unequal was a lot lot worse.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Only seven more snowstorms until spring!

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    The incredible thing about the social media age is whenever you see someone, it's as though you're meeting up with them mid-conversation.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    I think it is so cute that they put an expiry date on chips. Like our time together will last that long.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Just saw someone talking on their iPhone. So freaky.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Regardless of how tonight plays out, I'm hoping most of us libs can agree: Hillary 2016.

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  • standupguy
     
    Jason @standupguy

    .@jezebel In no universe is Krista Ford considered influential.

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    I'm going to say what no one else will. The main catalyst for the NDP surge in the polls was Layton's use of the term "hashtag fail". #word

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    DADT struck down! Who wants to give the bad news to Klinger? #itsaMASHreference #youreprobablytooyoung

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Ok everyone, I've finished changing all my passwords to "heartbleed". Now what?

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  • standupguy
      Jason @standupguy

    Word has it that Beyoncé is taking the album back again at midnight. #Beyonce

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